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'98 GL1500C Standard Valkyrie '88 VF750C SuperMagna '89 GL1500 GoldWing
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 11:27:58 AM » |
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WOW ! ! If I get one of these protective seats it will protect my naughty bits from some sort of "elf " ?  Now the smoking,drinking and unprotected sex may have a better chance of killing me ! ! 
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 11:47:47 AM » |
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From the web site :-
Major organizations now agree that ELF EMF magnetic fields are a possible carcinogen.
Yet another thing to worry about - NOT!
The 'elf and safety loonies are nearly as bad as the ....................................... (you fill in the blank) loonies.
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Black Dog
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 01:00:37 PM » |
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George Carlin once said... The FDA announce today, that saliva can cause cancer... But, only if swallowed in small amounts, over a long period of time  Just remember... Life is terminal  Black Dog
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Just when the highway straightened out for a mile And I was thinkin' I'd just cruise for a while A fork in the road brought a new episode Don't you know... Conform, go crazy, or ride a motorcycle... 
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 05:38:29 PM » |
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"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. "
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"I aim to misbehave."
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 05:39:30 PM » |
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I sort of question that report.
Why? I used to get a "stiffy" whenever I rode my bikes.
But I do have a prostate problem of late.
I also believe that we are all "Born to Die".
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 09:09:46 PM » |
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Promote world peace, ban all religion. Ride Safe, Ride Often!!  
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Mike in AR
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM » |
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Willow, I think you might possibly have to get off the valk once in a while.lol
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 09:58:51 PM » |
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I've already had kidney cancer. They took one of them and left me with a two foot long scar across my gut.......and that was before I started riding again. Other stuff in life (probably my work) attributed to the kidney cancer, but if riding a bike gives me some other crap, then I'll gladly take it with a grain of salt. The way I see, I'm here on a free pass now as it is. So go ahead and throw the ELF at me. I can take it. 
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to 
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 03:41:04 AM » |
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~ / And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune 0/// Then the piper will lead us to reason <|o> And a new day will dawn for those who stand long /_\ And the forest will echo with laughter | \
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f6gal
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 08:08:26 AM » |
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Whew! Sure glad I don't have one of those prostate thingies!
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f6gal
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 08:10:07 AM » |
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 10:10:58 AM » |
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It's not just the men who have to worry, either. I started with a 50cc motor scooter back in '64, and so far I have had no children. Thanks to this post, I now know it was not the 3 pack a day habit for 40 years that caused my lung cancer, it was those sneaky little elfs. I was also a very active bicyclist for many years, and am now positive that the centrifugal forces unleashed by the spinning wheels, transferred through the rotating chain & sprockets straight up the seat post, have been detrimental to my pelvic health. Imagine what we're doing to ourselves in our cars and trucks, enclosed in our highly conductive metal cages...
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mikeb
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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 11:17:26 AM » |
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i dont care what you ride just ride mike & kari mivrcc capital city leader s.s.d.d. 
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