Difference between "Completed and Finished".........

[ybnorml]

Can anyone tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun
Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner.

The director of the conference issued this challenge: "Some say there is no difference between the words complete and finished. Please explain the difference between complete and finished in a way that is easy to understand."

His response was:
When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'
And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are
'Completely Finished.'

[Tony C.]

Good one.