$hit I missed

[Dan-bury]

A father and a nun were playing golf, the father teed up and missed the ball when he swung and said, '$hit I missed' and kept missing and saying '$hit I missed'. Finally, the nun said, father if you say that one more time God will surely strike you down. So, when the priest swung again he said '$hit I missed' a lightning bolt came down and killed the nun and a booming voice from the sky said " $hit I missed"