Last Ride (funny)

[OLDFRT]

Last Ride!

 

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

 

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

 

"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse...

 

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

 

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

 

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

 

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

 

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive.  Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

 

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is   going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

 

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.  "Stay for a while.  She won't know anything.  By the way, where is she?”

 

I replied, "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess.”

[Tourus]

  good one Don

[Flrider]

 

I know a guy that was riding two up with his wife and they went down as they were not going too fast.

He picked up bike first before wife. True story  

I'm surprised he is still alive  

He says his wife always bring the it up, his excuse is that they were a long way from home and he needed to make sure they could get back home  

[ridingron]

Have a riding friend in the UK.  Him and his wife were riding with several others. They stopped for a refreshment break. They left the store and were about 15 miles down the road when one of the other couples started waving and honking their horn. When he stopped, the wife handed him her phone and said the call was for him. It was his wife back at the store. Since then, she gets the keys whenever they make a stop. 

[OLDFRT]

I have never left my wife behind, but she threatened to leave me behind and drive off with our 18-wheeler once. was only partly serious about it.