Finding Jesus

A stumbling drunk is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a baptismal ceremony by a local stream.

The priest notices the drunk and says, “My son, do you want to find Jesus?”

The drunk says sure and gets in the water. The priest dunks his head in and asks, “Have you found Jesus?”

The drunk says no and the priest dunks him again. The priest repeats this a couple more times, “Have you found Jesus?” he asks each time, but the drunk replies “No” every time.

Finally, the drunk gets tired of the process and exclaims: “I don’t see Jesus anywhere. Are u sure this is where he fell in?!?”