Oss
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« on: May 08, 2019, 04:02:16 AM » |
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Yes, they are coming to a town near you, or maybe to a beach near you The bikini auditions can not be far away World record with patiotic american girls proud of their country  local women stand up to be counted  Oss your welcome |
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« Last Edit: May 08, 2019, 04:05:35 AM by Oss »
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2019, 04:08:48 AM » |
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2019, 10:32:23 AM » |
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Another world record. September 26, 2007  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2019, 11:41:22 AM » |
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Another world record. September 26, 2007 World record indeed Vanagon.  You're da man. Not to get too personal, but just how long did it take you to service all those gals.  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2019, 01:51:33 PM » |
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Not to get too personal, but just how long did it take you to service all those gals. LOL. Any attempt at more than one would likely have killed me, assuming my wife didn't kill me first. |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2019, 03:15:10 PM » |
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Has anyone else noticed that it's our resident lawyers that are auditioning, servicing, ooglling all these young ladies ?  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2019, 03:36:54 PM » |
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I'll have you know I did not audition or service a single one of those girls.
I neither admit nor deny oogling them, and anyway that is not in violation of any any law, regulation or ordinance I am aware of, so long as it's hands-free oogling (and your hands aren't in your pockets).
Besides, these contests are purely designed to facilitate oogling (and bikini sales), and if it was some kind of misdemeanor, I'd claim entrapment (and win).
Further, the affiant sayeth not.
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 03:44:23 PM » |
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Ueah but if OSS were to run for POTUS this would come Out  |
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Oss
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2019, 03:48:31 PM » |
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Me thinks that Jess dost protest too strongly but I do agree when you stop looking you stop living I have nothing to fear from auditions as my wife is the camera person if I am in the shot except for a few pic of waitresses and me taken by members at Inzanes.. This is one of my favorite  I think Henry took it Look but dont touch Bighead! Meathead you couldnt even behave in the back of a van, what would happen were you to be at the auditions is pretty darn scary  |
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« Last Edit: May 08, 2019, 03:53:40 PM by Oss »
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2019, 04:02:04 PM » |
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Me thinks that Jess dost protest too strongly but I do agree when you stop looking you stop living I have nothing to fear from auditions as my wife is the camera person if I am in the shot except for a few pic of waitresses and me taken by members at Inzanes.. This is one of my favorite I think Henry took it Look but dont touch Bighead! Meathead you couldnt even behave in the back of a van, what would happen were you to be at the auditions is pretty darn scary what happens in Ossining, stays in Ossining.  |
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2019, 04:58:40 PM » |
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Besides, these contests are purely designed to facilitate oogling (and bikini sales), and if it was some kind of misdemeanor,
That may be true but, those are the same women that will be claiming some sort of sexual harrassment a few years down the road. Rams |
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2019, 05:14:28 PM » |
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Besides, these contests are purely designed to facilitate oogling (and bikini sales), and if it was some kind of misdemeanor,
That may be true but, those are the same women that will be claiming some sort of sexual harassment a few years down the road. Rams That's a pretty broad brush there Ron. Not all such claims are spurious. But some are. Esp if you're a conservative nominated to SCOTUS. |
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