The emperor has no clothes
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« on: May 21, 2019, 06:09:22 PM » |
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I'm out in the living room watching hockey and perusing the forum. My wife is in the bedroom watching 600 lb. woman or the Kardashians, or something else of that nature. She comes out all puffed up and proud of herself. She says "I just took a Facebook test, and it says I am 70% the boss around here". (I could have told her that to begin with) 
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2019, 06:10:47 PM » |
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It is the Devil one more reason to stay the hell Off of it. 
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2019, 06:20:46 PM » |
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ONLY 70% ???
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2019, 06:22:09 PM » |
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ONLY 70% ???
She probably got distracted by the 600 lb. lady and answered a couple wrong. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2019, 06:25:22 PM » |
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When I got my first kilt, I tried it on, was all proud, came out and showed the spousal unit...
She had that look.... All guys know... "That look"...
"Ya' know what this means right? Technically I wear the pants in this family now."
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2019, 06:28:34 PM » |
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... She had that look.... All guys know... "That look"...
"Ya' know what this means right? Technically I wear the pants in this family now." I hope you told her it's not just the skirt but more importantly the equipment under the skirt. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2019, 06:49:25 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2019, 07:59:37 PM » |
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When I got my first kilt, I tried it on, was all proud, came out and showed the spousal unit...
She had that look.... All guys know... "That look"...
"Ya' know what this means right? Technically I wear the pants in this family now."
https://youtu.be/BcK0btrn3OU
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2019, 09:51:43 AM » |
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She had to take a test to find out she was the boss? 
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2019, 05:54:14 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2019, 02:37:36 AM » |
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Who would have guessed, you're more like us than I would have thought. After some reflection though, you're probably 'more better' than us. You get a 30% say in your relationship ! 
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2019, 03:26:40 AM » |
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Who would have guessed, you're more like us than I would have thought. After some reflection though, you're probably 'more better' than us. You get a 30% say in your relationship !  Us ? 
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2019, 04:27:30 AM » |
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Who would have guessed, you're more like us than I would have thought. After some reflection though, you're probably 'more better' than us. You get a 30% say in your relationship !  Us ?  Rob, Careful, my friend... that bait has a hook in it! DDT
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2019, 04:37:15 AM » |
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Who would have guessed, you're more like us than I would have thought. After some reflection though, you're probably 'more better' than us. You get a 30% say in your relationship !  Us ?  Rob, Careful, my friend... that bait has a hook in it! DDT Thanks, Bruce 
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2019, 06:08:46 AM » |
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Rob,
I completely agree with you... She simply had to have been distracted when she took that 'test'... No way any of us ever have 30%!!!
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