an evening smile (go Bruins!)

A guy enters a bar, accompanied by a huge alligator.
He addresses those present and tells them:-

I make you a bet. I put my genitals in the jaws of the alligator and I bet you he can hold a minute in this position without hurting me. If I win my bet, everyone here will buy me a drink. All the people in the bar obviously are ok with it.

He lowers his pants and underpants and introduces his family jewels in the huge mouth of the alligator which closes gently (the mouth). After a minute, the guy takes an empty bottle from the counter and slaps the head of the alligator. The latter, instead of getting angry, slowly opens the mouth and releases the trapped goods.

Applause from everyone and they all pay for drinks as expected. After drinking what was owed him, and therefore quite drunk, the guy offers another bet:- I'm ready to give a $ 100 bill to anyone who dares to do the same thing!

After a few moments of hesitation, a blonde advances:- I want to try, but only if you promise not to hit me with the bottle!...