Woo-Hoo the Feds want to give me money !!! Excellent grammar!

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From the Director of theCentral Intelligence Agency (D/CIA)1400 Defense Pentagon,Washington DC 20301-1400United States of America We are very sorry as We are not supposed to get to you via e-mail butdue to time factor, We know It's very certain that this e-mail will get to you as a bigsurprise but do not worry , I am quite convinced that you have received dozensof such e-mail in the past which you have classified as one of those fraudulente-mails that you receive from different people in the time past.Well this is the Central Intelligence Agency (D/CIA) in conjunction with theF.B.I, Federal Bureau of Investigations UNIT and Department ofHomeland Security.Base on the recent economic crunch that is hitting the global century we havedecided to embark on the way out to save our sinking nation in the little way wecan, as well as to save our economy mess to help bring more funds to our greatcountry as to have good circulation of funds in other to help our BANKS.In recent research we found out that you have an on claimed contract/inheritancepayment with the Government Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria that has been duefor payment for long ago, after series of consultation with their FederalMinistry Of Finance (F M F) we where told that you have made several attempts toclaim this fund through their apex bank but all to no avail but I have a goodNEWS for You.After long tech-ate c the Ministry has agreed to pay you 10% of your funds whichis the total of $10 Million through their reserve bank in Nigeria . We were alsomade to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Brain from OHIO hasalready contacted them and also presented to them all the necessarydocumentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally byyou prior to the release of your fund valued at about US$10,000,000.00 (Tenmillion united states dollars), but the Union Bank office did the wise thing byinsisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring yourfund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above namedLady. So, that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them inmaking the investigations.So at this junction, you are advice to contact the said bank immediately youreceive this mail. The Government of Nigeria said this is the little way theycould only support the new Elected President to achieve this goal to stop theEconomic Problem by all of us saying yes we can. Below is the contact of theBank, You are to contact them Immediately:Name of the Bank: Union Bank Of Nigeria PL C.Contact Person:GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR / CEO (U B N)MR C HARRYTONEMAIL:charryton@gmail.com PHONE: +234-80-76119666.You are advice to contact the Bank immediately with yourFULL NAME...............TELEPHONE AND FAX...............YOUR OCCUPATION..............YOUR AGE................YOUR BANKING DETAILS WILL ALSO BE NECESSARY FOR BANK TO BANK SPEEDY WIRE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.Finally you are advise to comply to the rules of the bank to ensure a fasttransfer of the said fund to you so that together we can all say,[YES WE CAN]. YOURS FAITHFULLY, Robert Michael GatesCentral Intelligence Agency (D/CIA).1400 Defense Pentagon,Washington DC 20301-1400United States of America

[X Ring]

WOOHOOO!!!!     You bees in da mony!!!!

[fiddle mike]

...After long tech-ate c the Ministry...

Congratulations on your good fortune, and thanks for helping us all out by accepting the money.
He mis-spelled, "Tecate".

[alph]

You do realize this is a scam?  Well, it sounds like one to me…….

[John Schmidt]

The FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security as you know are separate agencies and don't work together as intimated. Especially the FBI and CIA prior to 9/11, and not real well since.

It might be interesting to take the note to your bank after notifying the authorities, have an anonymous account set up, send the info to these jerks and see what kind of action comes of it. If I had the time I'd do it just for giggles.

[Skinhead]

MAN!  I can't believe you guys!  This could be a scam, but where is you patriotism? 

Didn't you see,
"The Government of Nigeria said this is the little way theycould only support the new Elected President to achieve this goal to stop theEconomic Problem by all of us saying yes we can."

How can you not offer your support of the "new Elected President?  What are you, RACIST?

If only I had an opportunity like this to help Barry out.  I would jump at in nothing flat.  It's selfish Americans like you negative Nancys that are responsible for the current global hostility toward the good ol' US of A.

But then again, it might be a scam.

[asfltdncr]

This email may look rediculous to many but with a 40% drop-out rate (no child left behind-with no funding), this probably looks perfectly legitimate to many.