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~ Timbrwolf
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« on: November 29, 2009, 04:20:30 PM »

.....a guy is laying on the couch contentedly sucking on an ice cold beer, while watching Sunday Football, after stuffing himself on Thanksgiving leftovers... when his wife walks in the room...and starts in on him..


..you know...the garbage needs to go out tonight and the dog has been sitting at the back door for an hour...and you never did take all those leaves out to the curb that you promised me you,d do last week !



...the guy does his best to ignore her as he takes another sip of his beer and watches the instant replay of his favorite team....fumbling the ball...



...not intending to give up she continues....and you promised that we would we go visit my mother last spring, but we still havent gone to see her....it seems all you want to do is ride that damn Valkyrie motorcycle...drink beer....and watch football !




...noticing that her husband is doing his best to ignore her...she looks over at the Tv set then back at him...then deliberately takes one step over...between him and the set....just as his team runs the ball back for an 82 yard touchdown....




...as the crowd goes wild he does his best to still keep on ignoring her...while straining his neck and....see around her...




....realizing that his effort is futile...and that she is not about to go in the other room and let him watch his game in peace...he takes a long sip of his beer...while slowly looking up at her...



....you know he says...if you take a piece of toilet paper...carefully fold it up...and rub it between your breast...every day....over a period of years...it will make them bigger..


....she suddenly stops and studies his face as the look of anger slowly fades from hers and is replaced with one of puzzlement....really she says ?




...her husband stops watching the game...took another gulp of his beer...and replied...




.....worked for your ass....didnt it ?  Roll Eyes




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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »

And that's when the real fight started ......and how he ended up in the ER.
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