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ChromeDome
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Aurora, IL.

60 miles West of Chicago!
« on: November 30, 2009, 11:28:31 AM »
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it … no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand!

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins!

Ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers
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R J
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DS-0009 ...... # 173

Des Moines, IA
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 12:42:54 PM »
ChromeDome, you is a braggin again.............

Not allowed here. tickedoff
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fstsix
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 04:06:11 PM »
Guilty myself heheheh  uglystupid2
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Specimen #30838 DS #0233

Williamsburg, KY
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 04:39:48 PM »
Women Drivers Compilation (powered by Aeva
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 04:50:27 PM »
Yep!  One of my all time favorites. 
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SgtBunny
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"Don't be a Lemming!" - MCC

Kingwood, WV
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 07:11:14 AM »
That was classic.

I had a cage come over on me the other day and when I looked it was a woman on a cell phone eating a hamburger and driving with her elbows.

One blast of a set of BigBF horns straightened her up quick.
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