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Topic: Women Drivers (Read 1429 times)
ChromeDome
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Posts: 2175
Aurora, IL.
60 miles West of Chicago!
Women Drivers
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on:
November 30, 2009, 11:28:31 AM »
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it … no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman
in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph, with her
face
up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane
, still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily
. But she scared me so much I dropped
my electric shaver
, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand
!
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car,
using my knees against the steering wheel
, it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear which fell
into the coffee between my legs
, splashed and burned
Big Jim and the Twins
!
Ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers
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R J
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Posts: 13380
DS-0009 ...... # 173
Des Moines, IA
Re: Women Drivers
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Reply #1 on:
November 30, 2009, 12:42:54 PM »
ChromeDome, you is a braggin again.............
Not allowed here.
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44 Harley ServiCar
fstsix
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Re: Women Drivers
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Reply #2 on:
November 30, 2009, 04:06:11 PM »
Guilty myself heheheh
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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Posts: 4146
Specimen #30838 DS #0233
Williamsburg, KY
Re: Women Drivers
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Reply #3 on:
November 30, 2009, 04:39:48 PM »
Women Drivers Compilation (
powered by
Aeva
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Last Edit: November 30, 2009, 04:41:49 PM by Misunderstood
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Jess from VA
Member
Posts: 30447
No VA
Re: Women Drivers
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Reply #4 on:
November 30, 2009, 04:50:27 PM »
Yep! One of my all time favorites.
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SgtBunny
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Posts: 427
"Don't be a Lemming!" - MCC
Kingwood, WV
Re: Women Drivers
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Reply #5 on:
December 01, 2009, 07:11:14 AM »
That was classic.
I had a cage come over on me the other day and when I looked it was a woman on a cell phone eating a hamburger and driving with her elbows.
One blast of a set of BigBF horns straightened her up quick.
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VRCC #29625
'98 Tourer
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