your definition of cool and my definition must be totally different...

a side car on a scooter that probably only goes 55 mph top speed is to me not so cool....

Who whizzed in your Post Toasties??
You blasted the Honda Monkey bikes Lesa and I bought as well.
To date we have had more fun on those two bikes than the other seven we currently have.
I think that little set up would be a blast for what it is!