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Sodge
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« on: December 05, 2009, 07:34:34 PM »
Just got my new issue of Golf Digest. On the cover is a picture of Obama reading a putt and Tiger standing behind helping him as his caddy. Headline reads, "TEN TIPS OBAMA CAN TAKE FROM TIGER"  Grin Bet the guys at Golf Digest wish they went to press just a few days later. Embarrassed

To keep it Valk related with 2-3 inches of snow on the ground, I did go out into the building today and just look at her.
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2009, 11:30:00 PM »
I heard Tiger is going to star in a new movie called, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".

And how is it he can drive a golf ball 400 yards but a car only 25?
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 02:15:40 AM »
He was trying to keep from getting a window busted out by his wife and his 3 iron.
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2009, 03:14:00 PM »
  Doesn't anyone else think it is a little ironic that a Golfer would be assaulted by a "golf" club HUH....lol
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2009, 03:25:28 PM »
I'm certain that he is glad that he is not a champion skeet shooter.

JB
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Bigdog
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 03:29:55 PM »
aparently, the only person who can beat tiger woods with a golf club is his wife

after a wayward drive, tiger found water before nestling behind a tree

whats the difference between a car and a golf ball???   tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards

what was tiger and his wife oing out at 2"30 in the morning???  they went clubbing

tiger crashed into a fire hydrent and a tree, he couldnt decide between a wood or an iron

this is the 1st time tiger failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger was just playing 18 holes, all had different names

tiger said the crash was the closet shave he's ever had,  Gillette has dropped his contract

if Elin pulls the plug on him, TW will discover a big difference between golf and real life.  In golf, straying into the bushes only costs one stroke.

Apparently Tiger is like the rest of us he wears grubbies like everyone else

Tiger has to change his name to Cheatah
All the best from today!
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2009, 03:45:35 PM »
Quote from: jbooth2099 on December 06, 2009, 03:25:28 PM
I'm certain that he is glad that he is not a champion skeet shooter.

JB


 2funny 2funny ROFL....What if he worked with Detn8er ? ?  ??? that could be BAD ! Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 04:13:13 PM »
  just think she grabs an iron and makes millions more Cheesy just after a few practice swings only in america crazy2
just think of all the hookers he could have paid for with all that money
  now we would call that economic stimulis.. Wink Wink Wink now thats funny

i think he should have told her he's use to playing many differant holes. uglystupid2 tickedoff 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 06:00:00 PM »
I think he played the 19th hole one too many times Smiley
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