Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

[ybnorml]

With just a few days left to get their shopping done, a husband and wife frantically scurry around from store to store....
The wife soon realizes her husband is nowhere to be found and calls him on his phone...
" Where are you", she asks.
" Remember the jewelry store where you fell in love with that diamond necklace, 10 years ago", he answered.
" Yes, yes I do remember that jewelry store, and that diamond necklace", she says while starting to cry.
" Well, I'm in the gun store right next door to that jewelry store !!"