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Savago
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« on: March 12, 2020, 11:24:22 AM »
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old2soon
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2020, 12:37:22 PM »
       The deez wanna limit can capacity to just one ounce.  Roll Eyes I'm lookin fer a 5 gal Lysol!  2funny RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2020, 12:59:28 PM »
The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2020, 02:18:40 PM »
Too bad you can't have that short barrel rifle in CA.  Or that magazine. Is that lysol dispenser even legal? CA might get hit hard because of their stupid laws.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2020, 02:33:01 PM »
*snort*

Love it!
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 03:01:29 PM »


Or if you need wider area dispersal of hand sanitizer, live in a freeish state, don't mind doing a little paperwork and waiting almost a year for it to all clear, there's this option:
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2020, 05:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Serk on March 12, 2020, 12:59:28 PM
The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!

You think she'll hold still for that?   Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2020, 05:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Serk on March 12, 2020, 03:01:29 PM


Or if you need wider area dispersal of hand sanitizer, live in a freeish state, don't mind doing a little paperwork and waiting almost a year for it to all clear, there's this option:




That is funny.....  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2020, 07:34:34 AM »
Is Lysol one of those things known to the state of California to cause cancer?  I don't know how it couldn't be as damn near everything known to man appears to be on that list.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2020, 08:03:57 AM »
Quote from: Skinhead on March 13, 2020, 07:34:34 AM
Is Lysol one of those things known to the state of California to cause cancer?  I don't know how it couldn't be as damn near everything known to man appears to be on that list.




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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2020, 08:52:37 AM »
Quote from: Willow on March 12, 2020, 05:32:05 PM
Quote from: Serk on March 12, 2020, 12:59:28 PM
The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!

You think she'll hold still for that?   Shocked
          I Am SO frikkin Happy I did NOT have a mouthful of coffee when I read your response Carl.  2funny As it was both my plates got loose from laughing so durned much!  cooldude Good un. RIDE SAFE.
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