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MarkT
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« on: April 04, 2020, 08:08:35 AM »

The wings help.  Great example of responsible recycling.  He just lost his man card forever.  I'm betting he will be horrified when someone tells him what it is...  

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2020, 08:11:36 AM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink
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Serk
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2020, 08:17:00 AM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Yeah, but that still leaves the mouth exposed.....



I really wish I knew someone that could make this one!



And from my Renaissance festival circles, I know MANY people that can make this one, or already have one. This would make going to Wal Mart more fun for sure!




Semi seriously, I've considered going shopping wearing my full face helmet. I mean, it covers my nose and mouth, so....... Why not?
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DDT (12)
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Sometimes ya just gotta go...

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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2020, 08:29:11 AM »

DANG!!! That is awesome! I know exactly what those are, too... I still use them as a precaution sometimes when I go out, myself... although in a different area of my body... (I guess I'm just not that creative in my thinking)

Mark, thanks for posting that... You just sent this claustrophobic rider wannabe from a state of mild chuckles well into one of outright belly-laughing!!! Now, the 'visual' of alternative Tampon usage… well... And, as for those suggestions by Serk... hmmm... As usual, nearly bizarre, but also containing just enough sensible possibilities to be almost feasible! Yeah, WalMart is definitely the place to go for inspiration... Those truly are MY people there...

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2020, 08:32:44 AM »

Great example of responsible recycling.

I hope it's not recycled but rather new from the package!
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2020, 08:34:23 AM »

I only pray they were smart enough to use new ones and not used ones.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2020, 08:55:20 AM »


Nobody knows about that here. That's the only thing still left on the paper isle
at the grocery store.

-Mike
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2020, 08:58:14 AM »

my mother in law age 78 is doing something good with her time at home for fear of going out and getting this virus.  She is a very good seamstress if wanted to can make her own clothes, but she volunteered her time now since she cannot volunteer any longer at the local hospital going in the building to make with her sewing machine masks for people to use.  I guess it is a go wonder how many 100s she will be making soon?
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2020, 09:09:54 AM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2020, 09:12:41 AM »


Nobody knows about that here. That's the only thing still left on the paper isle
at the grocery store.

-Mike
Better get them while you can Mike  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2020, 09:14:28 AM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2020, 09:41:53 AM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley

Are you sure? You just suggested you had a tampon run at the store and people were using them as masks. Just pointing out your errors like you do the rest of us.
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2020, 12:25:58 PM »

Ok that’s it, stop the world, I want to get off.   
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2020, 12:35:03 PM »

Semi seriously, I've considered going shopping wearing my full face helmet. I mean, it covers my nose and mouth, so....... Why not?

And eyes.  But not much restriction from air coming up underneath... so avoid any heavy breathing.

Mine is a brightly painted red dragon head with green drool and big teeth (which once made small children cry at a gas station).

Would close the vents.  



If I was going with the panty liners, I'd have to go full tilt boogie with some panties over them (mainly for anonymity, because people will be taking pictures.)   Grin

With tampons, you stick two in your nose and two in your ears, and keep your mouth and eyes shut.  Everyone knows this. 

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2020, 12:43:04 PM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley

Are you sure? You just suggested you had a tampon run at the store and people were using them as masks. Just pointing out your errors like you do the rest of us.

Oh man, you were doing so well with your posts lately. Then this....... Undecided Undecided
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Gavin_Sons
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2020, 12:56:00 PM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley

Are you sure? You just suggested you had a tampon run at the store and people were using them as masks. Just pointing out your errors like you do the rest of us.

Oh man, you were doing so well with your posts lately. Then this....... Undecided Undecided

Sorry, just thought I'd give Rob a little of his own medicine. I see him do it daily with no repercussions.
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2020, 03:08:46 PM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley

Are you sure? You just suggested you had a tampon run at the store and people were using them as masks. Just pointing out your errors like you do the rest of us.

Oh man, you were doing so well with your posts lately. Then this....... Undecided Undecided

Sorry, just thought I'd give Rob a little of his own medicine. I see him do it daily with no repercussions.
Grin are you humor impaired like Willow ? It was a bit of humor, I thought the term “tampons” had more effect in the telling.
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Gavin_Sons
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2020, 03:13:02 PM »

It’s brilliant ! Now I know why we had a run on Tampons a week ago.  Wink

Surely you know the difference between a tampon and a panty liner?
Yes, unfortunately with a wife and daughter, I know about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder though  Smiley

Are you sure? You just suggested you had a tampon run at the store and people were using them as masks. Just pointing out your errors like you do the rest of us.

Oh man, you were doing so well with your posts lately. Then this....... Undecided Undecided

Sorry, just thought I'd give Rob a little of his own medicine. I see him do it daily with no repercussions.
Grin are you humor impaired like Willow ? It was a bit of humor, I thought the term “tampons” had more effect in the telling.

I didn't recognize your poor sense of humor.
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2020, 10:10:37 PM »

Jeez...It's like you two are on the rag er somthin'
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2020, 03:42:44 PM »

Jeez...It's like you two are on the rag er somthin'
Cheesy Cheesy cooldude
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2020, 05:03:19 PM »

Another.  I do have a mask and snorkel, but I'm not sure if the air behind my head is better than in front of my head.



This will probably not end well.

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