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bassman
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« on: June 01, 2020, 11:39:35 AM »

The old woman handed her debit card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”
 
The teller told her,“For withdrawals less the $5,000, please use the ATM.”
 
The old woman asked,“Why?”
 
The irritated teller told her, “Because those are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter, there is a queue behind you.”
 
She then returned the card to the oldwoman.
 
The old woman remained silent, but returned the card to the teller and said, “Then I want to withdraw all my money,”
 
The teller was astonished when she checked the account and discovered the account had a balance of $3.5 million dollars. “My apologies, ma’am, but our bank does not have that much money available at this branch. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
 
The old woman then asked, “How much can I withdraw today?”
 
The teller told her,“Any amount up to $300,000.”
 
The old woman then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.
 
The teller swiftly did so and handed the money to the old woman who put $500 in her purse and then asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.
 
DON’T BE DIFFICULT WITH OLD PEOPLE—WE CAN OUTWIT THE YOUNG AND DUMB.
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ridingron
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2020, 02:14:37 PM »

 cooldude
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2020, 02:32:04 PM »

Likey!!  Grin cooldude
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cookiedough
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2020, 03:17:45 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxCxQsCpeqQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaCphbkJGDQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-xDThhQLik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y7UTkNgpyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NJjzVMFMQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9m8Q4jQ5FA

regardless of size,  you never know when an old person will knock you out.... coolsmiley

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old2soon
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2020, 03:42:56 PM »

      Age and treachery Will always over come youth and enthusiasm.  2funny RIDE SAFE.
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