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Author Topic: Rode my Goldwing 1800 last night  (Read 745 times)
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« on: June 21, 2020, 04:40:10 PM »

I was going up an icy, snowy hill using the fine tune accelerator knob on the right grip. It is set to stick out the end of the grip and then go up at 90 degrees.

At the top there was a STOP sign and the ice/snow had cleared slightly in one wheel track. But there was still enough to make the rear wheel spin if I stopped and tried to restart.

A look each way and I slowly rolled through the STOP sign only to see a gas tanker approaching from my left. He was on ice as well and the tail end started to slide towards me as I was headed in that direction.

Ever closer and closer I manage to ease to the left and felt the displaced air from the tanker push me sideways.

Next I'm trying to ride the Wing up a short flight of stairs so I can show the bike to some friends. Took a few tries but I managed.

Then I woke up and went for a pee.

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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2020, 04:50:38 PM »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2020, 05:28:30 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin cooldude

Now that was funny.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2020, 06:01:12 PM »

 cooldude Nice and so real.....  Shocked Hang on to everything Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2020, 06:17:24 PM »

We are supposed to believe none escaped before you awoke?   coolsmiley

funny stuff Paul
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2020, 06:34:50 PM »

Good thing you woke up.

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2020, 08:52:35 AM »

I envy you guys with a Valk AND a Wing...
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2020, 10:08:44 AM »

I envy you guys with a Valk AND a Wing...

And dreams.   Wink
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Big Rig
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2020, 10:29:51 AM »

Great!! Now I have to pee...
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2020, 01:23:10 PM »

Good thing that jacket was already yellow...........
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2020, 01:28:08 PM »

Great!! Now I have to pee...

LOL!  My wife asks me from time to time, "Why do you have to always say 'piss'?  Why ca't you just say ,'pee'?"  "Sweetheart," I reply, "What do you think p stands for?"   Smiley

I try to remember to say urinate so she doesn't get so bothered.   Wink
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2020, 04:44:04 PM »

Pee, piss, urinate, tinkle, whizz, piddle, pass water, take a leak, nature is calling, drain the snake, see-a-man-about-a-horse, and..... Hey man, I couldn't get your sink to flush.
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2020, 06:24:43 AM »

That's why they call it the Wee Hour of the morning.   Roll Eyes
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