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I was going up an icy, snowy hill using the fine tune accelerator knob on the right grip. It is set to stick out the end of the grip and then go up at 90 degrees.
At the top there was a STOP sign and the ice/snow had cleared slightly in one wheel track. But there was still enough to make the rear wheel spin if I stopped and tried to restart.
A look each way and I slowly rolled through the STOP sign only to see a gas tanker approaching from my left. He was on ice as well and the tail end started to slide towards me as I was headed in that direction.
Ever closer and closer I manage to ease to the left and felt the displaced air from the tanker push me sideways.
Next I'm trying to ride the Wing up a short flight of stairs so I can show the bike to some friends. Took a few tries but I managed.
Then I woke up and went for a pee.
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Beautiful east Tennessee ( GOD'S Country )
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2020, 04:50:38 PM » |
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 I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2020, 05:28:30 PM » |
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2020, 06:01:12 PM » |
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 Nice and so real.....  Hang on to everything 
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2020, 06:17:24 PM » |
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We are supposed to believe none escaped before you awoke?  funny stuff Paul
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2020, 06:34:50 PM » |
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Good thing you woke up.
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2020, 08:52:35 AM » |
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I envy you guys with a Valk AND a Wing...
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2020, 10:08:44 AM » |
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I envy you guys with a Valk AND a Wing...
And dreams. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2020, 10:29:51 AM » |
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Great!! Now I have to pee...
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2020, 01:23:10 PM » |
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Good thing that jacket was already yellow...........
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2020, 01:28:08 PM » |
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Great!! Now I have to pee...
LOL! My wife asks me from time to time, "Why do you have to always say 'piss'? Why ca't you just say ,'pee'?" "Sweetheart," I reply, "What do you think p stands for?"  I try to remember to say urinate so she doesn't get so bothered. 
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2020, 04:44:04 PM » |
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Pee, piss, urinate, tinkle, whizz, piddle, pass water, take a leak, nature is calling, drain the snake, see-a-man-about-a-horse, and..... Hey man, I couldn't get your sink to flush.
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« Last Edit: June 23, 2020, 08:25:52 AM by Jess from VA »
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