Aphorism.......

Today's word is APHORISM

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.

♦I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number?

♦I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦When wearing a bikini women reveal 90% of their bodies. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

♦My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

♦I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.

♦You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

♦If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

♦I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

♦I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor"

♦The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

♦Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.

♦The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, & he was a drunk.

Does all this make you feel better about aphorisms?