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Get it off your chest, it may make you feel better.  Who has some good ones. the phrase "it would have a" is good for this too. Let me start with, If 2020 was an ass crack, it would have a festering hemorrhoid. ??? |
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Jims99
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2020, 04:59:18 AM » |
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If 2020 were a Harley, even it wouldn’t be as F-ed up as this.
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The light at the end of the tunnel, is a train.
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2020, 05:17:56 AM » |
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If 2020 was the worst year ever it would still be a blessing     I'm tired of the *&^%$ cooties too  ... and I came downstairs last night and heard something dripping... my hot water heater was just about to go nuclear. I turned off the water to it and opened the sink valve and the leaked stopped. I hope I'm not too old to replace a water heater in one day  ... -Mike |
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_Sheffjs_
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2020, 05:32:01 AM » |
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If 2020 was a drink it would be China canal water
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2020, 07:03:17 AM » |
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If 2020 was a Valkyrie, it would be hydrolocked and have bad final drive splines, u-joint, alternator, kill switch, pinion cup, driveshaft, wheel bearings, clutch rivets, and steering head bearings.
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Steel cowboy
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2020, 12:04:05 PM » |
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If 2020 is the year Joe Biden gets elected president, the Corona virus will be the least of our troubles.
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2020, 12:20:01 PM » |
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For the 50+ gang, If 2020 was a drink, it would be a colonoscopy Prep  |
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_Sheffjs_
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2020, 02:21:32 PM » |
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If it was a fart it would code brown
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2020, 06:32:12 PM » |
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If 2020 is the worst year of my life I would be lying!  |
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2020, 07:31:57 PM » |
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If 2020 was a half gallon of Whiskey, it would be deadly rot-gut.
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Squirrel
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2020, 07:05:23 AM » |
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If 2020 was a Valkyrie, it would be hydrolocked and have bad final drive splines, u-joint, alternator, kill switch, pinion cup, driveshaft, wheel bearings, clutch rivets, and steering head bearings.
Man, I wouldn't wish that on anybody! |
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David (VRCC #39880)
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Squirrel
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2020, 07:07:30 AM » |
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For the 50+ gang, If 2020 was a drink, it would be a colonoscopy Prep Been there, done that! A few times!  |
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David (VRCC #39880)
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2020, 05:12:53 PM » |
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Squirrel
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2020, 02:25:31 PM » |
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You don’t even need to finish that one, Sixlow! |
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David (VRCC #39880)
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