Four parachutes.....

[bassman]

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes. Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps. The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps. Pelosi said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps. President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".  The child replies, "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.

[f6john]

Well, she was duped by a hair salon owner, you know!



Now what if Joe had been n that plane too? Joe being the compassionate and caring person we all know him to be he would have had Trump take a parachute. Then he would take the school girl with the last parachute and snuggle her, err I mean sniff her, err I mean hold her safe all the way down! Come on, Man!

[98valk]

and now by a 10yr old.

[old2soon]

   Seen the same thing only with hilary stead of nancy. Funny either way. RIDE SAFE.