Old but still funny.

[klb]

A little boy was sitting on the curb ...
with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

[Tundra]

 

[Jess from VA]

Holy water jokes:

A girl goes to confession and confesses to letting her boyfriend touch her chest.  The priest tells her to repeat three hail marys and three our fathers and to touch some holy water to her chest.

The next girl confesses to touching her boyfriend's private part and is given ten hail marys, ten our fathers and to put her hands in the holy water.

While the first two girls are at the holy water stand, a third girl elbows her way in and exclaims... I'm supposed to gargle with this stuff.   

[klb]

Holy water jokes:

A girl goes to confession and confesses to letting her boyfriend touch her chest.  The priest tells her to repeat three hail marys and three our fathers and to touch some holy water to her chest.

The next girl confesses to touching her boyfriend's private part and is given ten hail marys, ten our fathers and to put her hands in the holy water.

While the first two girls are at the holy water stand, a third girl elbows her way in and exclaims... I'm supposed to gargle with this stuff.   

  Good one.

[Valker]

Know how to make holy water?


Use tap water and boil the Hell out of it.