Want the shot? You can find your place in line.

[Jersey mike]

First I’ll start with this article;

https://www.theblaze.com/news/coronavirus-vaccine-priority-waitlist-line

Then you can go here;

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html

Where is asks “What County do you live in” enter your county. When I entered my county a drop down box appeared and I was able to select my County.

After answering the questions, this was the response;

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

When it comes to New Jersey, we think you’re behind 7.0 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Ocean County, you’re behind 485,500 others.

These are just estimates and the line may ultimately be shorter.

And they even give an illustration of the line and where I’d be standing.


This is a neat little game to play with friends, family and coworkers.

[Bret SD]

First I’ll start with this article;

https://www.theblaze.com/news/coronavirus-vaccine-priority-waitlist-line

Then you can go here;

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html

Where is asks “What County do you live in” enter your county. When I entered my county a drop down box appeared and I was able to select my County.

After answering the questions, this was the response;

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

When it comes to New Jersey, we think you’re behind 7.0 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

And in Ocean County, you’re behind 485,500 others.

These are just estimates and the line may ultimately be shorter.

And they even give an illustration of the line and where I’d be standing.


This is a neat little game to play with friends, family and coworkers.

I can see it now, virtue signaling at cocktail parties.. "I got the shot, they give it to the most important people first" 

[Jess from VA]

Probably not a fair comparison..... but it comes to mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7PKRjrid4

[f6gal]

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States.
When it comes to Arizona, we think you’re behind very few others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Maricopa County, you’re behind very few others.
Their little picture shows me 3rd in a line of 100.

Psycho didn't fair as well: 
Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States.
When it comes to Arizona, we think you’re behind 496,900 others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Maricopa County, you’re behind 334,000 others.
Their little picture shows him 23rd in a line of 100.

[Serk]

If I don't claim my diabetes (Which is in remission):

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.
When it comes to Texas, we think you’re behind 24.4 million others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Dallas County, you’re behind 2.3 million others.

If I DO claim my diabetes:

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States.
When it comes to Texas, we think you’re behind 1.9 million others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Dallas County, you’re behind 223,200 others.

[f6gal]

If I don't claim my diabetes (Which is in remission):

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.
When it comes to Texas, we think you’re behind 24.4 million others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Dallas County, you’re behind 2.3 million others.

If I DO claim my diabetes:

Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States.
When it comes to Texas, we think you’re behind 1.9 million others who are at higher risk in your state.
And in Dallas County, you’re behind 223,200 others.

Wouldn't your bypass itself be considered a risk factor?  It didn't ask what underlying condition.

[Serk]

Wouldn't your bypass itself be considered a risk factor?  It didn't ask what underlying condition.

Seems the opposite is the case:

https://newsroom.clevelandclinic.org/2020/11/24/cleveland-clinic-research-shows-bariatric-surgery-may-reduce-severity-of-covid-19-in-patients-with-obesity/

Now, the fact that I'm TECHNICALLY obese again (Just barely, but BMI of 30.2 is TECHNICALLY obese), if I played my obese AND diabetic cards, that'd push me even further to the front.

Unfortunately, looks like Dallas is playing the race card with the vaccines, and whitey's gotta get to the back of the line.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/mayor-johnson-letter-to-cdc-advisory-committee-vaccine-distribution-to-people-of-color/287-ee7dfbd0-59ac-46f3-8e4f-c21c825c2430

[f6gal]

Wouldn't your bypass itself be considered a risk factor?  It didn't ask what underlying condition.

Seems the opposite is the case:

https://newsroom.clevelandclinic.org/2020/11/24/cleveland-clinic-research-shows-bariatric-surgery-may-reduce-severity-of-covid-19-in-patients-with-obesity/

Now, the fact that I'm TECHNICALLY obese again (Just barely, but BMI of 30.2 is TECHNICALLY obese), if I played my obese AND diabetic cards, that'd push me even further to the front.

Unfortunately, looks like Dallas is playing the race card with the vaccines, and whitey's gotta get to the back of the line.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/mayor-johnson-letter-to-cdc-advisory-committee-vaccine-distribution-to-people-of-color/287-ee7dfbd0-59ac-46f3-8e4f-c21c825c2430

Well, damn!  They better be careful with the race thing; that could bite 'em in the ass.  If something were to go wrong with the vaccine, they would be looking at trouble with a capital T... as in Tuskegee.

[old2soon]

     23 mil 468400  3400 in the order others laid out. PHHTTT! RIDE SAFE.

[RNFWP]

In the South Carolina = 100 line there were only 7 behind me. Guess I don't need it?

[Patrick]

I don't know about my place in line, but, AOC sure enjoyed her selfie while going to the head of the line.  31 yrs old, healthy. Boy, she must really be important.

[Jess from VA]

I don't know about my place in line, but, AOC sure enjoyed her selfie while going to the head of the line.  31 yrs old, healthy. Boy, she must really be important.

It was probably penicillin for the clap.

[Jersey mike]

I don't know about my place in line, but, AOC sure enjoyed her selfie while going to the head of the line.  31 yrs old, healthy. Boy, she must really be important.

It was probably penicillin for the clap.

Now of that comment don’t make ya spit your coffee out I,don’t know what will 

[FLAVALK]

I’ll wait until everyone else takes and then I won’t need it. 

[semo97]

I don't know about my place in line, but, AOC sure enjoyed her selfie while going to the head of the line.  31 yrs old, healthy. Boy, she must really be important.

It was probably penicillin for the clap.

That is the laugh of the week, good one.