After one or two episodes long ago, I lost interest.
For exploration, I discover lint in my navel (with actual success).

Jess, that's great....now you can use your navel as a salt cellar while eating celery in bed.

I told my girls that when they were little, it answered their questions as to why we had a belly button. A couple nights later my wife came into the room and announced there would be no more salt in bed. Seems a couple of them tried it, said it didn't taste very good. My wife often claimed I was raising damaged children.
