Cop spotted his potential prey and revenue.

[98valk]

A Cop that thought he was a bad ass was waiting outside a local biker bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time all the Bikers come out and the Cop spotted his potential prey. A Biker that was so obviously inebriated that he was stumbling around and could barely walk and kept dropping his keys. The Cop was trying to meet his quota so he watched as the Biker looked for his motorcycle. After getting on and off five other bikes trying his keys in each one, he finally found his own bike. A beautiful old Shovel head with a springer front end and kick starter. He sat on his motorcycle almost knocking it over as he tried kicking it over. All the other Bikers waved to him as they left. After all the other bikers finally left he kick started the bike with a heavy BRAAAAPPPPPPP and pull forward onto the grass, then stopped looked both ways. Finally, he pulled out onto the road and started to ride away. The Cop, excited with anticipation turned on his lights and immediately he pulled the Biker over. He told the biker he was going to be arrested for a DUI after he administered the roadside breathalyzer test. To the Cops surprise the Biker blew a 0.00. The Cop was dumbfounded. So he made the Biker take the test a second time. And he still blew a 0.00. "This equipment must be broken!" the cop said angrily.

 The Biker got a big ass smile on his face and could not hold it in any longer and busted out laughing. Finally after he calmed down he said:

"You see officer we all saw you when we first pulled in. So I volunteered to be the designated Biker decoy for the night, and I haven't had one drink all day!"
And yes my pipes are stock!

[Pete]

Good one I like it. Thanks

[Jess from VA]

Believe it or not, this actually happened more than you may think.

Smart guys always left the bar long before closing, because the cops staked them out at closing (0230).

One (sober) guy would stagger out and get in his car and lead the cop off, and the drunks would run out and go in the other direction.  Cars/trucks, not bikes though.

[Rams]

The problem with this tactic is that a LEO can normally find something illegal and if not that, can usually keep one from going on their merry way for a much longer time than they want to spend on the side of the road.
No, I would not volunteer for this.

Rams