Daily Humor in Uniform...... 1/2/2010

[R J]

“Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.”  Said our platoon sergeant during our morning lineup.     (Must be Army talk, sure not Marine Corps, I added this).
“First the good news.  Private Tomkins will be setting the pace on our run”.   The Platoon began to hoot and holler, since the overweight Tomkins was the slowest guy in the group.  “Now the bad news, Private Tomkins will be driving the truck”.      Rick Stover

[Skinhead]

That reminds me of the patrol that was out in the jungle in 'nam, for several weeks, no hot food, only resupply was ammo, batteries, and medicine.  After the 3rd week, they finally reached a clearing where they were able to land a chopper with some hot food.  As they finished eating the platoon Sgt.  called them together with the old "Good news/bad news".  He said,"Troops, the good news is, you're all getting to change your underwear.  The bad news is, Smith, you're changing with Brown, Kawalski, you're changing with Forbes, O' Rieley you're .........."

You get the picture