April Fools Day thought for the day

[Chrisj CMA]

If you can’t look back and see that you used to be a fool, then you probably still are one 

[Rams]

If you can’t look back and see that you used to be a fool, then you probably still are one 

Ran out of fingers and toes counting the times............ 
Most likely, more to come.

Rams 

[Ken aka Oil Burner]

If you can’t look back and see that you used to be a fool, then you probably still are one 

What if I'm both? I know I have been, and I know I surely still can be. I'm a conflicted individual.

[John Schmidt]

I'm waiting for a call today from my sis-in-law. My b'day is tomorrow but for over 30 yrs. she's called me on April 1st and soon as I pick up the phone she starts singing happy b'day. She always explains that my mother was doing me a good deed by telling me I was born on the 2nd, but she claimed "we all know better" cuz you were born on the 1st. It has become sort of a family joke, I love her big time, great lady and ornery as cat pee.

[Jess from VA]

You just cannot make this stuff up.  (well, you can, but I'm not)

For my April Fools day present, my upper front teeth bridge fell out in the sink.  These things don't last forever, and no complaining about the mileage.  It was originally the two center teeth, but it came out with one of the side anchor teeth with it (as a three-tooth unit).

My life has been kinda boring lately, and now with this present, every time I smile in the mirror, I can't stop laughing.

I'm not a fool, but I can now pass for the village idiot. 

Best April Fools day ever.  

[Jess from VA]

There's a Utube guy called The Lock Picking Lawyer (LOL)

Here's his vid for 1 April called.... My 18 inch Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU

Here's an earlier one of his called.... Getting in my ex-girlfriend's back door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joed0P3hhbc