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John Schmidt
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« on: July 27, 2021, 09:12:37 PM »
1st guy: what would you do if you caught someone breaking into your house? Call 911?

2nd guy: no...I'd call 811.

1st guy: why on earth would you call 811?

2nd guy: that's who you call before you dig a hole!

I'm sure it's a repeat of an old joke, but still thought it was funny...partly because both were carrying.  Grin
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TJ
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2021, 04:49:20 AM »

   Cheesy
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Patrick
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2021, 06:20:13 AM »
Gotta remember that one !

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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signart
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Crossville, Tennessee
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2021, 01:30:57 PM »
 cooldude good one
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2021, 04:13:15 PM »
Except it's really better if the hole is not on your property. 

Unless you've got a lot of property. 
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da prez
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2021, 07:16:21 PM »
Security by Smith and Wesson.
 Funeral arrangements by Kubota.

           da prez
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