COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .TOUGHNESS COUNTS!

[KW]

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .TOUGHNESS COUNTS!

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
 
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
 
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
   
30 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
 
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
 
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
   
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
 
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
   
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
   
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
   
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Lions win the Super Bowl

[roboto65]

 

[sandy]

Move to AZ and in 3 years you'll have cranberry juice for blood. At 60 I'm wearing a jacket.

[czuch]

Sandy is exactly correct.
A guy I know was visiting from New York and went swimming in Febuary.
We still laugh.
It was 40 on the way in to work this morning and the blanket was on 2 last night.
I got a sunburn hooking up my First Gear electric coat.
It goes on, and on, and on.

[KW]

I saw that. . . and while I didn't know that actual temp, I knew -40 wasn't cold enough, but hey, the Lions could never win the super bowl either 

[ArmyValker]

yeah, I think it's a matter of what your used to!

Shoot when I was in Iraq, it'd drop down into the 60's and I'd be wearing all kinds of cold weather gear and shivering like it was FREEZING. Now, yesterday it got up into the 30's here and I went for a run outside.