Among all the other things ageing often takes from us, losing teeth may piss me off more than any other.
And it always seems like you get to sink hundreds (or even thousands) of dollars into each one,
before it finally has to come out. And all the pain and suffering that goes into that. Still, we do everything we can to save them, they don't grow back.
And isn't it funny that no one on the entire planet likes going to the dentist? Not even the dog likes it.
Dentistry is like a small segment of the Spanish Inquisition that was allowed to continue, unabated.
You lose enough teeth, it affects your diet. There are some things I really liked to eat, but I really need to lay off anymore because they work the remaining teeth too hard, and mostly only on the one side with the better collection of molars.
I was just yesterday moving my tongue around trying to calculate how many I am now missing. Not counting wisdom teeth, it is either 5 or 6. (And I have a lifetime of excellent personal dental care too; brush and floss and water pic, so this is not all on me.)
I had a 3-tooth bridge in front (upper) for about 12 years, and the last three years it got loose (not fixable), and two months ago, it fell out in the sink. Bridges require partially destroying the anchor teeth on each side, so the bridge was only for one missing tooth, but when it fell out, the anchors on both sides came out with it. I am unable to get implants because the bone is in bad shape, I will not allow a 6-tooth bridge (that requires partial destruction of three more GOOD teeth I cannot afford to lose), and I will never wear a partial flipper that goes in and out of your mouth like a football mouth guard.
On the upside, now when I smile wide, I look like a complete moron but it's always nice to be able make people laugh (because laughter is the best medicine).
Just for giggles, I was thinking of starting a pole on how many missing teeth we have. Sorry Dennis, no prizes will be awarded.