John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
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« on: September 22, 2021, 02:30:04 PM » |
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Amish lady driving down the road with her buggy when a trooper pulled her over. He told her the reflector in back was broken, then suggested she have her husband also check why one of the reigns were wrapped around the horses testicles. When she got home she mentioned the broken triangle reflector which the husband immediately repaired. Then she told him the trooper also said there was a problem with the emergency brakes.  |
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Patrick
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2021, 04:57:37 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2021, 06:15:17 PM » |
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2021, 07:41:19 AM » |
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Just noted the post was read 131 times but only 3 found it amusing. Tough audience indeed! I know...just because folks don't post doesn't mean they don't find it amusing.  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2021, 07:47:31 AM » |
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Just noted the post was read 131 times but only 3 found it amusing. Tough audience indeed! I know...just because folks don't post doesn't mean they don't find it amusing. That's right - I found it amusing, but didn't think I needed to post. |
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2021, 07:50:27 AM » |
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I was crossing my legs and cringing in sympathy with the horse too much to reply...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2021, 07:50:32 AM » |
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John I did in Fact chuckle and maybe a chortle slipped out too!  What came immediately to mind was the man on Broadway in N Y with his hand and arm up to his armpit in the horses butt. And someone asked someone watching-what is that? To which they replied-Amish mechanic. RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2021, 10:02:50 AM » |
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John I did in Fact chuckle and maybe a chortle slipped out too! What came immediately to mind was the man on Broadway in N Y with his hand and arm up to his armpit in the horses butt. And someone asked someone watching-what is that? To which they replied-Amish mechanic. RIDE SAFE. Told my girls once that he was fixing the rear wheel drive. Then there's the question re. the bull trying to catch a ride. My wife slapped my arm when I told the girls the old cow ran out of gas and the bull was giving her a push. She often told me I was raising damaged children.  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2021, 11:05:21 AM » |
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Q. Why don't Amish get Covid?
Ans: Because they don't watch TV.
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Big Rick
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2021, 01:49:59 PM » |
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Do you know how to satisfy an Amish woman?
two Mennonite
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2021, 05:41:32 PM » |
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Do you know how to satisfy an Amish woman?
two Mennonite
Being as my wife came from a Mennonite background - ROFL ! |
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