Liberal's predicament:

[Grandpot]

At a soccer game, what does a liberal yell out to cheer on his son, Brandon?

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[Serk]

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-parent-trying-to-figure-out-how-to-cheer-on-their-son-brandon

[John Schmidt]

I like one of the extras at the bottom that says "Goodyear will only sell tires for the left side of the car." Can't help but wonder...if I back in will I get the other two?  And yes, I know it's the Bee site but still funny...might be more truth than poetry. 

[Jess from VA]

I know what I'd yell at a soccer match.

Would someone please score a goal!!!!  Anyone???   

[msb]

I know what I'd yell at a soccer match.

Would someone please score a goal!!!!  Anyone???   

Like watching Nascar ... Somebody, PLEASE turn Right...anyone?? 
I enjoy watching soccer at most levels. It's not always about how many goals are scored. Kinda like fishing...catch a fish every cast and you get bored and you're done in a couple hours. Near misses and the anticipation of hooking into one every now and then will keep you on the river all day .
This year marks my 58th year of playing organized soccer, now in an over 60's league. Now, I'd have to agree with you here Jess, watching one of my games would (and should) be the furthest thing from anyone's mind 

[Jess from VA]

Mike, I didn't say I couldn't watch soccer..... I just can't watch it longer than three minutes.   

But full disclosure, if it's a girls soccer match (but not the woke USA female team, which I won't watch at all) I might be able to watch for 10 minutes.   

[msb]

But full disclosure, if it's a girls soccer match I might be able to watch for 10 minutes.   

In that case, if you ever see a listing for an International match including team Sweden...you should tune in. You might stay for 20 minutes