I love the pipes!

hoser
It seems that how well I play the pipes is judged in direct proportion to the amount of libation my audience has drunken before hand.
The more you drink, the better I sound.
“Course if the Piper applies some 18 y/o single malt pipe lube they are bound to play better also.
To prove my point, next group ride I attend, someone supply the group with a good single malt scotch. After everybody has had a half of bottle I will start playing. It will be good.
When ever my neighbor comments on my piping I always tell him that that was just the Chieftains on the stereo …….
Riding in the kilt is a bit breezy, and I will not pipe nekkid. Did once, got sunburnt.
ouch. AndTheyHaveTheseNastyLittleFireAntsInCentralTexasThatBiteTheSheEyeItOutofYOu.