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Skinhead
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J. A. B. O. A.

Troy, MI


« on: January 23, 2010, 08:00:15 AM »

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS:

 Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer
 walking down a country road noticed a man kneeling by a stock-pond and drinking from his hand.

 The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

 Which means: (Don't drink the water, the cows have shat in it.)

 The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
 Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."


The farmer replied, "Use two hands.  You'll get more that way."
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czuch
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vail az


« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 08:14:56 AM »

GWWWAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Romeo
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J.A.B.O.A.

Romeo, Michigan


« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 11:46:14 AM »

Thanx Joe, always can depend on ya for a laugh. i Understand our fearless leader admitted his boys underestimated the scope of the problem in the middle east. DUH. What an asshole.
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