Reminds me of something my bro-in-law said once, he was on the Nautilus during his time in the Navy. Told me the standard joke was you could tell which guys were working on the system cuz they didn't have to turn the light on at night to take a leak. Same thing a friend's dad once told me after he had some "buds" placed in his bladder due to cancer. Told me everything glowed in the dark so he didn't have to turn the light on when hitting the head at 2:00am, said his wife really appreciated that. Also a former nuke sub crewman so apparently knew the old joke.
