According to Maxine.....the economy is so bad.....

[John Schmidt]

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

If the bank returns you check marked "insufficient funds," you call to ask if they meant you or them.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are selling higher than Chrysler and GM.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Congress is looking deeper into the Bernie Madoff scandal. Ain't that just great. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by people that made $1.5 trillion disappear.

[JerryB]

Most excellent post John........sadly most of it is true.......JerryB.