Humor in Uniform 1/26/2010

[R J]

1/26/2010
While in Marine Corps boot camp, we were taught to keep our heads if taken prisoner by the enemy.  After all, methods used to extract information, we learned, might not be the ones we were expecting.  “Imagine that the door to your cell opens and in walks a beautiful women in a revealing outfit,” said the instructor.  “The best thing to do is not touch her.”   From the back of the room came the question, “Sir, what’s the second best thing?”     David Graves