Cardiologist and the Mechanic

[bassman]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.


"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"


The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle.


The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask,"So Doc,
look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new.


 So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks
($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running.."   

[ChromeDome]

I got to give that to my cardiologist. 

[Bladedog]

Lol... good one.

Here's another one closely related:

A Gynecologist had always dreamed of being a mechanic.  He finally enrolls in a trade school for auto mechanics and gets his first assignment on a project engine.  He is to just remove the spark plugs, inspect and re-gap, and replace.  After he completes the task, he looks at his grade sheet - perfect score.  He notices an additional entry on the grade sheet: "Extra credit - 500 points. "

Puzzled, he asks the instructor to explain the extra credit, he didn't even know it was possible. 

The instructor replied, "You did everything perfectly.  The extra points are for doing the whole assignment through the muffler."

[ChromeDome]

At a family Thanksgiving Dinner ....

Upon a masterful job carving and displaying the turkey, one brother, a Butcher says to his Surgeon brother, “You see, anybody can perform surgery!”

The Surgeon brother says “Now sew it back together and have it walk off the table.”