Friday Funnies... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

Touching Home Depot Story...


Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked.. 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied,'That's pewter and it costs $300.' My goodness that sure is a lot Mary exclaimed

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went over to the next aisle to find it.

From the next aisle Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot

[ricoman]

 

[MAD6Gun]

 OK I have a funny true story for you. My brother Chris (Psychotic Bovine) and I went into Lowes to look at ceiling fans for his living room. We were looking up at all the runing fans (witch can make you very dizzy by the way) when a guy comes up and says "so where are you going to put your ceiling fan". With out so much as a pause my brother says "on the Floor". The guy was speachless. Now any of you guys that know my brother he can be very sarcastic at times.  So this is normal for him. We had a good laugh.......

[kiwi#9582]

.....   my kind of humor, also.