She likes to order crap from Temu, nothing expensive mind you. I think it's the thrill of getting a package in the mail and tearing it open to remind her what she has ordered. She recently ordered some "all powerful" magnets...oooh she jumped all over that one. Got them in the mail, they don't have enough power to pull a setting hen off her nest if you glued one to the chicken's head and you held the other. Or, a bit more graphic...pull a sick whore off a greasy commode! Enough of the sweet talk, now to today's event.
I had recently ordered some shoes on line, something I seldom do simply because they usually don't fit. Today was no different...but I digress. Our cute little mail gal came to the door with a package, I took it from her, we passed a couple pleasantries...and she's off to her next stop. It's a nice size package, two shoe boxes taped together, I just set it down on the end table near where Nancy was sitting and walked away to waste more time on the 'puter...with an eye on the clock. I wanted to see how long it would take and was surprised she lasted nearly a half hour before I get "hey, aren't you just dying to see your new shoes?" "No, I'm good, I'll check them out later" while smiling inwardly.
A few seconds later the box is planted on the desk under my nose, which I followed with a "gotcha." As I said...neither pair fit but sure look nice.
EDIT: I hope you all understand, we have fun sorta pranking each other. We laugh a lot, I often bring flowers home...usually when I stop at the grocery store and have to walk past their display of pretties. Thing is, have no fear cuz she'll get me back on the shoe thing when least expected.
