Tracy, a true story about a nephew. Among other other fruit trees, he planted a few cherry trees and once they started to produce the birds would almost clean him out every year. When visiting him a few years back I asked how his cherry trees were doing, was he still being bothered with birds. "Nope, got it under control. Go stand under one of the trees and I'll demonstrate." So I did and suddenly I heard this horrendously loud chorus of multiple loud farts. With that, all the birds present went flying. Seems he had hung three different remotely operated fart machines in front of a microphone and ran it through an amp and out to 3 or 4 speakers hung in the trees. Since the sound always changed the birds didn't become used to it and thereby ignore it. At one point he had a couple motion sensors hung out there that automatically would trigger the sound, but it drove him nuts on windy days. He still has it operating, but only when he triggers it. They have three boys, all adults and well into their careers in their thirties and older. Once during a family gathering, they decided it would be fun to add their own "touch" to the sound effects...much to the dismay of their mother and wives. I'm told it took a while to clear the air...so to speak!

Ingenuity reigns supreme at times.
