DEER CAMP

[Skinhead]

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave on their annual hunt, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.  Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess whoooo?'"
I pulled her hands off, turned around and looked.  She was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said,  "Do what ever you want."

"So, Here I am."

[X Ring]

 

[Ratdog]

So?  Did he get a piece before headin' out the door?     I mean... when ya hit the jackpot... 

[Skinhead]

I think I'da taken care of business before headin' for deer camp, but that's just how I roll....

[FryeVRCCDS0067]

I would have been a few hours late gettin’ to camp. But if Al Bundy was a deer hunter????