I really want a car that spits speeding tickets out of the dashboard, with info copies to the DMV.

Next they put in a credit card reader so you can pay those tickets from the driver's seat.

I believe my 17' Promaster 2500 (with 12K) is the last 4 wheeler I'll ever need (or want). (no tracking tech)
And I can't seem to wear out either of my Valks.
So my truck and 2 bikes will be part of my estate when I pass.