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[Skinhead]

 

 
 
John went to visit his 90 year old  grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area  of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening  chatting the night away,
the next morning John's  grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs  and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance  on his plate,
and  questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these  plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as  clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish  your meal, Sonny!'

 
For lunch the old man made  hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the  plates,
as his  appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like  dried egg and asked,

'Are you  sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man  said,

'I told you  before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get  them. Now don't you
fret, I don't want to hear  another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was  on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his  grandfather's dog
started to growl, and  wouldn't let him pass.
  
 
John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog  won't let me get to my car'.


 
Without diverting his attention  from the football game
he was watching on TV, the  old man shouted!

'Coldwater,  go lay down now, yah hear me!'