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Author Topic: Intelligence Riddle - It's a Joke  (Read 1005 times)
Skinhead
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Troy, MI


« on: February 17, 2010, 06:01:30 PM »


   Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England.   He asks her, 
"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient   government?   Are
there any tips you can give   to me?"
   "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to   surround
yourself with intelligent people."
   Obama frowns, then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
 are really   intelligent?"
   The Queen takes a sip of tea.   "Oh, that's easy, you   just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle."   The   Queen pushes a button
on her intercom.   "Please send Tony   Blair in here, would you?"
   Tony Blair walks into the room and says, "Yes, my Queen?"
   The Queen smiles and says, "Answer me this please, Tony ~ ~   ~
Your mother and father have a child.   It is not   your brother and
it is not your sister . . . Who is it?"
   Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would   be
me."
   "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
   Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential
choice the   same   question ~ ~ ~ "Joe, answer this for me.     Your
mother and your father have a child.   It's not your   brother and
it's not your sister.   Who is it?"
   "I'm not sure," says Biden.   "Let me get back   to you on that
one."   He goes to his advisors and asks   every one, but none can
give him an answer.   Finally, he ends   up in the men's room and
recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the   next stall.
   Biden asks Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me?     Your
mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or   your
sister.   Who is it?"
   Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy ~ It's me.   Biden smiles,
and says,   "Thanks!"      Then, he goes back to   speak with Obama..
  "Say, I did some research and I have   the answer to that riddle. 
It is Colin Powell!"
   Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his
face,   "No!, you idiot! . . . 
   It's Tony Blair!"
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Big Rig
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 06:33:59 PM »

 2funny 2funny
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 04:05:14 AM »

 Grin
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