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John Schmidt
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« on: February 22, 2010, 03:59:25 PM »
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.  At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.  So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.  So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.  My Dog gets his first check Friday.  Is this a great country, or what?
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 04:28:54 PM »
 cooldude  2funny
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JerryB
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 05:13:59 PM »
 cooldude cooldude cooldude cooldude cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 05:24:18 PM »
 2funny Cry 2funny Cry 2funny Cry
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Davemn
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 05:57:19 PM »
Not sure if I should laugh or cry cuz its so true.
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JimL
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 06:27:05 PM »
That is a Classic!   2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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Ratdog
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2010, 10:15:21 PM »
Quote from: John Schmidt on February 22, 2010, 03:59:25 PM
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.  At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.  So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is.  So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.  My Dog gets his first check Friday.  Is this a great country, or what?


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PharmBoy
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 04:32:56 AM »
Thanks John!  I've got two with exactly the same qualifications.  Guess that we will be down at the DHS this morning....JTL   2funny 2funny
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