Little old man at the funeral..... :)

[John Schmidt]

His wife's grave side service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said; "well, she's there."

[ChromeDome]

That's a good one .... thank you.

[big turkey]

Old man out Dear hunting and up in his tree stand. His budy was near by and they were close enough to the highway to see the traffic.

Al of a sudden a Huge Buck wiht 25 Points walked within 50 ysrds of his tree stand .

Would have been a easy shot and the biggest buck he had ever had the chance to harvest .

His friend was watching all this from his vantage point. and could not believe what happened next.

His buddy layed his rifle down and crawled out of his tree stand and removed his hat scaring the big Buck away.

A funeral was passing by and being the Southern Gentleman he was he showed his last respcts.

His buddy said I admire your actions but that was a big dear you could have taken.

He said that was the least he could do, I was married to that woman for 25 years.

[Duffy]

That's good Al! 

[PAVALKER]

A little old lady was at her husband's funeral and was talking with the Funeral Director .....

Funeral Director...   So, how old was your Husband?

Old Lady...  93 years.

Funeral Director...  How much older is he than you?

Old Lady...   Just 3 months older..... (she pauses - then looks him in the eye and says).... Hardly worth leaving here and going home huh?

[big turkey]

I like that PAVALKER.

You think she was looking for a discount?

AL