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TearlessTom
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« on: March 25, 2010, 10:00:55 PM »

This is just too funny not to share.

http://worriersanonymous.org/Share/Safeflying.htm

Tom
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junior
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 01:14:17 AM »

atleast he aint pilotting an oil tanker.................
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HayHauler
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 03:37:13 AM »

Ya know Tom, that was funny and there wasn't ONE F-bomb in the whole thing?!  Life was simplier back then.  Those were the good times.  Johnny Carson did some good ones too.

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ricoman
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 04:33:19 AM »

my face hurts from laughing!
great way to start a day
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solo1
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 04:40:44 AM »

That was great and he didn't need the F word to make it funny. Grin
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alph
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 06:09:55 AM »

I agree with all of you.  No ‘f’ words anywere.

Have you watched the Disney channel with your kids?  Seems like, if they’re not farting, or burping, it isn’t funny.  I guess, being funny is harder then you think.

(I personally think people are dumber now then they were just 20 years ago.)
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 06:18:20 AM »

I have had this in MY FAVORITES for some time. When I need a good laugh I play.  Wink I hate to say but I saw the orginal show. Damn, I just dated myself. Roll Eyes
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sugerbear
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 07:21:06 AM »

loved watching the dean martin show.

and........how do you date yourself? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2010, 09:17:04 AM »

loved watching the dean martin show.

and........how do you date yourself? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Doesn't your arm get tired?
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Michvalk
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2010, 01:34:30 PM »

His name was Foster Brooks. Probably one of the funniest guys on television in his time. Saw an interview with him one time, and he said he never had a drink in his life. Must have watched a few in his lifetime. Does this date me? cooldude
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2010, 04:15:16 PM »

Speaking of drunks:

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html
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csj
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2010, 07:17:11 PM »

What's with the guy in Pa? Was he only drunk?

I've snuggled up to a few wobbly pops, and was certain
that I needed to deliver mouth to mouth to the
south end of a north-bound pole dancer.
(sorry for the visual on you sensible folk)

But trying revive a dead critter, uh, no.

Maybe the dude had a close encounter with coyote ugly,
ya know, get so toasted that you bring home a, er,
babe, she's sleepin on your arm the next morning, and you'd just
as soon chew your arm off, as wake her up.

Never done it myself, can't make myself get that messed up.

Top notch on Foster Brooks, remember when he used to do
the Dean Martin roasts.

Oh, ya shouldn't oughtta date yourself, might get charged
with Man 1.
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2010, 07:27:50 PM »

Red Skelton was another one that was very funny and clean.

Red Skelton - Guzzler's Gin - Shvooooooooo!powered by Aeva
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