AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

roboto65

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Conroe,TX

AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

« on: March 27, 2010, 07:56:42 PM »

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site

(http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8. Watch the expression on your neighbor's face.


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Allen Rugg
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1999 Illusion Blue Valkyrie Interstate
1978 Kawasaki KZ 650 project

R J

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Re: AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 08:13:07 PM »

Needs about 30 minutes taken off the starting time to get their attention.

Other wise they might do damage to ya and your laptop. Evil


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TearlessTom

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Spanish Fort, AL.

Re: AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 08:47:03 PM »

Thats funny.

It might get you thown into some stainless steel bracelet but still funny.

Tom


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RoadKill

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Manhattan KS

Re: AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 10:13:40 PM »

That is funny right there! I dont care who ya are...dat's FUNNY ! ! 2funny

And I must say...allusion blue is a FINE color! My 98 was freshly painted that color when I brought her home from Sturgis SD cooldude


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Brad

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Reno, Nevada

Re: AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 10:36:05 PM »

Quote from: R J on March 27, 2010, 08:13:07 PM

Needs about 30 minutes taken off the starting time to get their attention.

Other wise they might do damage to ya and your laptop. Evil

It is only a 60 second count down....they better act real fast


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