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ChromeDome
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« on: March 13, 2009, 08:55:22 AM »
This will make you smile!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'
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junior
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 09:00:15 AM »
 2funny
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 11:49:48 AM »
Quote from: ChromeDome on March 13, 2009, 08:55:22 AM


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'What happened to my booger?'


Granddaughter offered me one, the other day.  She's a good kid.  Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 11:58:38 AM »
Now that thar is funny, I don`t care who you are 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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sugarbee
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 12:16:04 PM »
funnneee, but for some reason, I get a little bit sick in the stomach when I think about it  crazy2
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R J
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: ChromeDome on March 13, 2009, 08:55:22 AM
This will make you smile!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'


I have heard of that happening with others, like my youngest daughter............   Laughed till I thought I'd upchuck.......
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Big Rig
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 05:57:41 PM »
Come on...nobody else got hungry???? Cheesy
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Black Pearl's Captain
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 06:38:49 PM »
Quote from: fiddle mike on March 13, 2009, 11:49:48 AM
Quote from: ChromeDome on March 13, 2009, 08:55:22 AM


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'What happened to my booger?'

Granddaughter offered me one, the other day.  She's a good kid.  Smiley

So where you a good granddad?

Raymond
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